ravclaw:

my essay isn’t done but i sure am

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sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

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i-heart-bodies:

if “girls aren’t supposed to have body hair” then why do girls have fucking body hair?

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